Name: Slade the Cat
Age: 35
Species: Cat
Team: None
History: Almost nothing is known about Slade's past, even to his former brothers and sisters from the Goldmane Gang. He was always introverted and kept a low profile, making him ideal for undercover missions that involved espionage and infiltrating even the most heavily-guarded enemy bases without ever being detected.
At one point during his affiliation with Goldmane, rumors of Slade learning and practicing dark magic started to circle around the base. At the same time, people within the Goldmane Gang were being murdered under strange circumstances. Goldmane's top commanders at the time
Golden Shenanigans: Chapter 2 by Michael-J-Hawk, literature
Literature
Golden Shenanigans: Chapter 2
WARNING: The following contains paragraph after paragraph of literary stupidity written by a dude who one day decided to take all the rules to writing a story and throw them out the window as a prerequisite for writing something completely pointless and nonsensical. If you experience facepalms, general WTF-ness, eye cancer or even death, contact your doctor because Golden Shenanigans might not be right for you.
In this chapter, each instance of the word "and" shall be replaced with the word "papaya". Why? ... well, why not?
In today's chapter, we leave Mobius papaya travel to the planet Earth, specifically to Bayview, Florida, where we shal
Name: Michael J. Hawk
Pirate name: Captain Mike
Age: 20
Species: Hawk
Color: Brown
Crew: Starbolt Pirates (captain)
History: Captain Mike originally hails from the Sol Zone. For as long as he can remember, Captain Mike has spent most of his life on ships. At age 18, he formed his own crew and set out to sail the seas of the Sol Zone. One day, he and his crewmate Zegar arrived on a deserted island and, after exploring it, they located and brought strange looking gems back to their ship.
While investigating them, the gems started to shine, and before Captain Mike and his crewmate could understand what was going on, the gems had sent thei
Golden Shenanigans: Chapter 1 by Michael-J-Hawk, literature
Literature
Golden Shenanigans: Chapter 1
WARNING: The following contains paragraph after paragraph of literary stupidity written by a dude who one day decided to take all the rules to writing a story and throw them out the window as a prerequisite for writing something completely pointless and nonsensical. If you experience facepalms, general WTF-ness, eye cancer or even death, contact your doctor because Golden Shenanigans might not be right for you.
This is a story that happened a long long time ago, in a mobian town far, far away... you probably want some more specific information than that, but since we've decided to throw all the rules and guidelines for writing a story out th
Name: Brandon
Nicknames: Bran
Age: 19
Threat Level: Moderate
Current Residence: Bayview, Florida
Personal Quote: Time to turn up the heat!
Appearance
Species: Pokemon gijinka (Blaziken)
Height: 6.0
Weight: 150 lbs
Eye Color: Green
Clothing: Red short-sleeved jacket that's always open and a pair of red jeans. The lower part has yellow flames imprinted on them.
Accessories: Wrist wraps and a yellow belt
Brief Bio:
Brandon is a young man who lived on the streets of Bayview for a large portion of his childhood. He spent most of the time running and hiding from bullies and street thugs until one day, when he was 12, he was saved by a boxe
Name: Jace
Nicknames: None
Age: 19
Threat Level: Moderate
Current Residence: Bayview, Florida
Personal Quote: Want some? (Is usually eating or drinking something when saying this)
Appearance
Species: Pokemon gijinka (Greninja)
Height: 5.1
Weight: 150 lbs
Eye Color: Yellow
Clothing: A blue ninja suit
Accessories: Pink scarf that looks like a tongue (He usually covers his mouth with it)
Brief Bio:
Whenever asked about where he's from or where he lives, all he says is "I'm from around here". He spends a lot of time running around the city and jumping from tree to tree or from building to building, exploring its many streets and figuring
Mike and the guys' happy birthday song! (For Story by Michael-J-Hawk, literature
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Mike and the guys' happy birthday song! (For Story
Mike: Ok, you guys ready to do this?
Daxos: Yup, I'm good to go! *Gives a thumbs up*
Marco: ............
Mike: What's the matter, Marco?
Marco: ...Do I seriously have to do this?
Mike: Yes, you have to do this. Story is an awesome person, and she deserves an awesome happy birthday wish!
Marco: You know that I hate to sing, damn it!
Mike: Look Marco, either you do this or I'll tell everyone in Genesis that you...
Story's happy birthday song will be back after this!
~imhappyplz (https://www.deviantart.com/imhappyplz):iconsaysplz: PEPPERONI!!
And now back to Story's happy birthday song!
Mike: Ok guys, ready?
Daxos: Ready ^^
Marco: Ready -_-"
*They all start singing*
Golden Shenanigans: Chapter 2 by Michael-J-Hawk, literature
Literature
Golden Shenanigans: Chapter 2
WARNING: The following contains paragraph after paragraph of literary stupidity written by a dude who one day decided to take all the rules to writing a story and throw them out the window as a prerequisite for writing something completely pointless and nonsensical. If you experience facepalms, general WTF-ness, eye cancer or even death, contact your doctor because Golden Shenanigans might not be right for you.
In this chapter, each instance of the word "and" shall be replaced with the word "papaya". Why? ... well, why not?
In today's chapter, we leave Mobius papaya travel to the planet Earth, specifically to Bayview, Florida, where we shal
Golden Shenanigans: Chapter 1 by Michael-J-Hawk, literature
Literature
Golden Shenanigans: Chapter 1
WARNING: The following contains paragraph after paragraph of literary stupidity written by a dude who one day decided to take all the rules to writing a story and throw them out the window as a prerequisite for writing something completely pointless and nonsensical. If you experience facepalms, general WTF-ness, eye cancer or even death, contact your doctor because Golden Shenanigans might not be right for you.
This is a story that happened a long long time ago, in a mobian town far, far away... you probably want some more specific information than that, but since we've decided to throw all the rules and guidelines for writing a story out th
Name: Brandon
Nicknames: Bran
Age: 19
Threat Level: Moderate
Current Residence: Bayview, Florida
Personal Quote: Time to turn up the heat!
Appearance
Species: Pokemon gijinka (Blaziken)
Height: 6.0
Weight: 150 lbs
Eye Color: Green
Clothing: Red short-sleeved jacket that's always open and a pair of red jeans. The lower part has yellow flames imprinted on them.
Accessories: Wrist wraps and a yellow belt
Brief Bio:
Brandon is a young man who lived on the streets of Bayview for a large portion of his childhood. He spent most of the time running and hiding from bullies and street thugs until one day, when he was 12, he was saved by a boxe
Name: Jace
Nicknames: None
Age: 19
Threat Level: Moderate
Current Residence: Bayview, Florida
Personal Quote: Want some? (Is usually eating or drinking something when saying this)
Appearance
Species: Pokemon gijinka (Greninja)
Height: 5.1
Weight: 150 lbs
Eye Color: Yellow
Clothing: A blue ninja suit
Accessories: Pink scarf that looks like a tongue (He usually covers his mouth with it)
Brief Bio:
Whenever asked about where he's from or where he lives, all he says is "I'm from around here". He spends a lot of time running around the city and jumping from tree to tree or from building to building, exploring its many streets and figuring
Mike and the guys' happy birthday song! (For Story by Michael-J-Hawk, literature
Literature
Mike and the guys' happy birthday song! (For Story
Mike: Ok, you guys ready to do this?
Daxos: Yup, I'm good to go! *Gives a thumbs up*
Marco: ............
Mike: What's the matter, Marco?
Marco: ...Do I seriously have to do this?
Mike: Yes, you have to do this. Story is an awesome person, and she deserves an awesome happy birthday wish!
Marco: You know that I hate to sing, damn it!
Mike: Look Marco, either you do this or I'll tell everyone in Genesis that you...
Story's happy birthday song will be back after this!
~imhappyplz (https://www.deviantart.com/imhappyplz):iconsaysplz: PEPPERONI!!
And now back to Story's happy birthday song!
Mike: Ok guys, ready?
Daxos: Ready ^^
Marco: Ready -_-"
*They all start singing*
Daxos's POV
"Who dares enter my home...?"
The voice came from above me, right behind a small rock face, deep within the Mystic Mountains. After a little mishap during a mission, I had been ordered to go to the Mystic Mountains to search for a certain someone... and I was sure I had found who I was looking for.
I looked up at the rock face, squinting my eyes as the sunlight hit them and putting my hand over them. What I heard next was the sound of footsteps coming from above me: whatever it was that was up there was came to the edge of the precipice and looked down at me. I couldn't get a good look at it with the sun right above i
"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves... When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C.S. Lewis
I'm both instinctive and emotional. I value my own instincts and desires, and either ignore or crush anything that stands in my way; planning and foresight are unnecessary. At best, I'm determined and fierce; at worst, I'm headstrong and infantile.
I had to repeat my senior year in high school in September of 2014. It went alright, but when the school year finished I failed Geography in Spanish (which here in Spain is the equivalent to English class in english-speaking countries). But yesterday, I had to go to school to do exams of those two subjects which would determine whether or not I would graduate.
I guess I should explain: In Spain, when a school year finishes and you've failed a subject, you're allowed to do an exam at the beginning of September. If you still don't pass these exams, then those failed subjects can drag you down as you progress each school year. I don't know if t
You are the most amazing person I have ever met and too think I was so lucky too fall in love with the most amazing person and most wonderful light in my life <3 I love you Mike. more then anything in the entire world, you have become my world and I wanna have more happy times with you, you are now not only my best friend but also the best boyfriend I have ever had in my entire life, to get to know you has made me so so so happy, you found my light when I thought it was gone, I fell in love with you and now I want too never be apart from you, your the best lover a girl can have <3 and I love you so so so so much and more then the whole universe <3